Why Linux Sucks

I get it. It's open source. You're a devoted, die-hard user. You don't really care about me, and I don't blame you. And frankly, I don't really give a shit. If it can be done, I can either figure out how to do it or read something written by someone who has. Be an asshole all you want, you can't scare me away from this if it's useful or enjoyable to me.